She Interrupted The Game

My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

Why are dicks like fish?

You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...