What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."
What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?
He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
(Ah please... just google it!)
