Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.

So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

My wife was in labor with our first kid and she's cursing and screaming at me the whole time.

I told her: "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'"

And that's when the fight started...

Never Mix Sex And Alcohol