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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

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How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

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Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

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How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

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"Doctor! It Hurts When I Do This!"

A girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over." She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts." She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, "Ouch! That hurts, too." She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, "Ow! Even that hurts."

The doctor says, "Are you a natural blonde?" She says, "Yes." The doctor says, "You have a sprained finger."

A Musician

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

Not Your Ordinary Guy Walks Into A Bar Joke

Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"

The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."