Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

The bell rings at a whorehouse.

The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"

He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"

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What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"

He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."

And that's when the fight started...

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

Ding Dong