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Doctor's Recommendation

Created: 18 November 2014
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A doctor is meeting with a husband after examining his wife. The doctor tells him: "Your wife's diagnosis is uncertain. She either has Aids or she has Alzheimers."

The husband asks: "What should I do, doc?"

The doctor advises him: "Drive her five miles outside of town and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

Question About A Blonde

Created: 16 November 2014
Hits: 3421

Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Advice From Dad

Created: 14 November 2014
Hits: 3320

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

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