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Breaking A Bad Habit

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How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.

Real Facts Of Life

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A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

Always Know What To Say

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What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

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Not That Kind Of Table

Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.

Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.

First Door On The Left

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

Give Me One In A Bun

How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hot dogs taste like shit.