Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
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A midget whips out his two-foot dick.
The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."
"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."