Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."

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A baby polar bear goes to his mama and asks: "Am I a real polar bear?"

His mama assures him: "Of course you are. You're my son and we live in the north pole."

Then the baby bear goes to his father and asks: "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"

His dad tells him: "Yes you are son. You have big paws and you're white just like me. Why do you ask?"

"Cause I'm fuckin' freezing."

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

Giddy up!