Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."

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Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

Giddy up!