Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."

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Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

Giddy up!