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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

A middle-aged guy goes to the proctologist for his yearly checkup. He strips down, and the doctor tells him to bend over.

The doctor puts his middle finger all the way up the guy's ass and says, "Is that uncomfortable?"

The guy says, "Not as long as I don't feel both of your hands on my back."

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

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