Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.

She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."

How can you tell if your wife's dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."

He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Grandma Is Rockin' The Boat