Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

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Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."

"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him

"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."

Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"

"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

No Question About How Smart