How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"
And that's when the fight started...
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
