How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A power failure.
Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.
Mom: Every day more like your dad.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
