How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"
I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."
And that's when the fight started...
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
