What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"
And that's when the fight started...
