Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

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I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"

So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."

And that's when the fight started...

I told my wife, "Honey, I bought some Olympic condoms today. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

She replied, "Why not wear Silver and not finish first for a change?"

And that's when the fight started...

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

So What Does It Mean?