A Good Choir Boy

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.

Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...