How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
You should never make jokes about vaginas...
Period.
Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
