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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

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Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

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You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.

What's Her Name?

What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?

A crack whore.

Black Friday

A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.

The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea.

He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop, it read: MAIN ENTRANCE.