Husband: "What would you like for your anniversary, Sylvia?"
Wife: "A divorce, Bernie."
Husband: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
And that's when the fight started...
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
