What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
My wife stripped naked last night and stood on her head. I asked: "What the hell are you doing?"
She said: "Well... if you can't get it up again tonight, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!"
And that's when the fight started...
