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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

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1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

What's the definition of trust?

Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

I Wanna Put My Balls In It!