Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. What I really wanted was a girl with a zest for life.

When I was 19, I found a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. So I looked for a girl with some stability.

When I was 25, I found a stable girl, but she was too boring. What i needed was a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but she lacked direction and was too petty. I thought I'd be better off with a girl with some ambition.

When I was 31, I found an ambitious girl. Yeah... she was so ambitious that she married me, divorced me, and took everything I owned.

Now I am 40, and all I want is a girl with big tits!

A Golden Combination