Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."
Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
