Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.
He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."
The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."
