Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?
Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.
I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...
sex.
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
