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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

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What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!

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What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"

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Quick Thinking

Little Johnny's dad was sitting on the edge of the bed rolling on a condom about to give some to the old lady. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' Daddy?" Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking around at the floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he tells the kid.

Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"

Population Problem

World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.

Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.

Soon Enough Young Man

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."