Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.

That's when I realized I made it home safely.

I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"

She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."

And that's when the fight started...

Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."

Wife: "My husband said that?"

"No, all the landscapers."

Staying Hard