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High art... from a low place.

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What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

Who Likes Bananas?

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I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.

Gonna need about 20 minutes

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?

Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.

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Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

No Prescription Necessary

A lady walked into a pharmacy and asked: "Do you have Viagra?" The pharmacist answered: "Sure." She then asked: "Does it work?" and his reply was: "Definitely!"

Finally whe wanted to know: "Can you get it over the counter?" and he told her "I can if I take two!"

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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

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