Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
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As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"