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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

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The other night I was having sex with my wife when my cell phone rang. I answered it and said: "Can I call you back? I'm in the tub."

And that's when the fight started...

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Toss My Honeymoon Salad