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Toss My Honeymoon Salad

Created: 21 February 2016
Hits: 3059

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Simple Test

Created: 19 February 2016
Hits: 3230

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

He Takes The Crown

Created: 17 February 2016
Hits: 2953

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

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