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High art... from a low place.

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

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What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.

They're hiring.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.

Toss My Honeymoon Salad