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Toss My Honeymoon Salad

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What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Simple Test

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Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

He Takes The Crown

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Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

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99 Bottles Of Beer...

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

Are You Superstitious?

The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.

They're called "single women."

No Reason To Split Up

This couple gets married. After several weeks of marital bliss the guy wants to show his wife just how much she means to him. So he has "I Love You" tattooed on his dick.

One month later the wife files for divorce. When the guy asks why, she tells him: "You keep putting words in my mouth."