Gonna need about 20 minutes

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?

Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.

"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."

And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!

My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.

What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.