Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?

They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

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What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.

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