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What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

What... you didn't see that coming?

Advice For Pet Owners