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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

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How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

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What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?

Drool.

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Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

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The Harder They Suck...

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

Depends on Which End You Are On

A little girl asked her mom: "When you and daddy have sex, who enjoys it more?"

Her mother thought for a moment and replied: "Sweetie, you know when you have an itch in your ear and you stick your finger in and wiggle it around to make it go away? Think about it... which feels better, your finger or your ear?"

Toss My Honeymoon Salad

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.