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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

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How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?

They both don't exist!

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Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

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Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

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Not Quite A Dozen Roses

My wife and I went to counseling to improve our marriage. While attending one session dealing with communication, the counselor instructed: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

Looking at me she said: "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I looked over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

And that's when the fight started...

Very Descriptive

What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?

Kit.

At The Restaurant

I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started...