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PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

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What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

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What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

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Probably a Bad Practice

Dr. Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while, he'd hear an internal voice that said, "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably, the another voice would bring him back to reality. "But Dave, you're a vet."

 

My Childhood Wish

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

Can You Give A Date To This?

How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.