What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.
And that's when the fight started...
I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
