The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
