What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.
From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
