What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
