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The Down Under

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How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.

Needs More Duct Tape

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What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

Pizza Has Arrived, Finally

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What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Cheaper Than A Motel

An old couple goes to the doctor. The man says, "We want to know if we're makin' love properly. Will you watch us?"

The doctor says, "Go ahead." So they go to it.

The doctor says, "Looks good to me... That'll be forty dollars."

They go back six weeks in a row and do the same thing each time.

On the seventh week the doctor says, "Why do you keep coming back? I told you, you're making love perfectly."

The old guy says, "Well, she can't come to my house, and I can't go to her's...a motel is fifty bucks...you only charge us forty and we get back thirty-five back from Medicare."

Advice For Prepared Citizens

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.

Your lawyer will thank you.

No Need To Call A Repairman

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.