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The Down Under

Created: 02 January 2015
Hits: 3326

How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.

Needs More Duct Tape

Created: 31 December 2014
Hits: 2994

What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

Pizza Has Arrived, Finally

Created: 28 December 2014
Hits: 3340

What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

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