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The Down Under

Created: 02 January 2015
Hits: 3309

How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.

Needs More Duct Tape

Created: 31 December 2014
Hits: 2980

What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

Pizza Has Arrived, Finally

Created: 28 December 2014
Hits: 3322

What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A Senior Moment

Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"

Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"

Settling the Same Sex Marriage Debate

My wife and I were discussing the news. I said: "What's the big deal about same-sex marriage?"

She said: "You're right. We've been married for years, and we keep having the same lousy sex."

And that's when the fight started...

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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