How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"
I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."
And that's when the fight started....
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
