Just Plain Funny

Created: 31 October 2014

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A baby polar bear goes to his mama and asks: "Am I a real polar bear?"

His mama assures him: "Of course you are. You're my son and we live in the north pole."

Then the baby bear goes to his father and asks: "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"

His dad tells him: "Yes you are son. You have big paws and you're white just like me. Why do you ask?"

"Cause I'm fuckin' freezing."

Created: 29 October 2014

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How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?

Marry her.

Created: 26 October 2014

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Why can't lesbians adopt a child?

Because they don't serve minors to lickers.