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Baby Polar Bear

Created: 31 October 2014
Hits: 3444

A baby polar bear goes to his mama and asks: "Am I a real polar bear?"

His mama assures him: "Of course you are. You're my son and we live in the north pole."

Then the baby bear goes to his father and asks: "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"

His dad tells him: "Yes you are son. You have big paws and you're white just like me. Why do you ask?"

"Cause I'm fuckin' freezing."

Paralysis Comes Easy

Created: 29 October 2014
Hits: 3269

How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?

Marry her.

Adoption Laws

Created: 26 October 2014
Hits: 3169

Why can't lesbians adopt a child?

Because they don't serve minors to lickers.

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My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"

Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."

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A 1-story... no fucking overhead.

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What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

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