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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.

The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.

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I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"

I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."

And that's when the fight started...

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

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