Is She A Slut Or A Bitch?

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hot dogs taste like shit.