Is She A Slut Or A Bitch?

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.