How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
