Education Pays

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.

My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.

I'm not some kind of stud.

I'm a lazy bastard postman.

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.