A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
This cute gal is on the psychiatrist's couch. She says, "Doc... you gotta help me. I have this uncontrollable urge to fuck all of my employers."
The psychiatrist says, "Hmm .. I see... ever work as a receptionist?"
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?
Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.