What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without the kids!
Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.
"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.
And that's when the fight started...
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
