What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without the kids!
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."
And that's when the fight started...
