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Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.