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As Far As The Eye Can See

Created: 30 January 2016
Hits: 2907

Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"

Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"

I'm Too Old For This

Created: 21 January 2016
Hits: 2992

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Legal Connection

Created: 18 January 2016
Hits: 3039

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.

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White Parts Anyone?

How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?

The white parts are the best.

Over And Done

An old man was in the red light district and approached a cute little prostitute working the corner. He asked: "How's about some action?" The girl looked him up and down and said: "Old man, I think you've had it!"

To which the old guy replied: "OK... how much do I owe you."

What night is it?

What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

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