Just Plain Funny

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Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"

Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.

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At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

What do you say to a man with five penises?

"Your jeans fit like a glove."

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