Out The Door

Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."

"I know the feeling." his partner says.

"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!

I wonder what she's doing nowadays?