What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
Dick's Advice: Best way to avoid an alcohol-related accident? Get so fucked up you can't find your car.
