What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when a guy in a raincoat walks up and flashes them.
Two of them had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.
4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
