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TGIF

Created: 15 March 2016
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Here's Dick Johnson's secret to a happy marriage.

Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Get A Job

Created: 05 March 2016
Hits: 3147

I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.

It needs more work.

Time's Up

Created: 04 March 2016
Hits: 2989

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the guy what he wants. He says, “Oh, just gimme a beer”.

The bartender asks him “What's wrong, you look really down.”. The man replied, “My wife and i got into a fight and she told me she wouldn't talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So whats the problem?”

The man said, “Well... the month's up tonight.”

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