If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.