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It's 11 pm...

Created: 21 March 2016
Hits: 3860

What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?

A widower.

Just Like Your Father

Created: 19 March 2016
Hits: 2909

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Can't We All Just Get Along?

Created: 16 March 2016
Hits: 2917

Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

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Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

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