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It's 11 pm...

Created: 21 March 2016
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What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?

A widower.

Just Like Your Father

Created: 19 March 2016
Hits: 2910

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Can't We All Just Get Along?

Created: 16 March 2016
Hits: 2918

Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

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Treat Her Right

The other day my wife asked me to talk to her like she was special.

So I said, "Gooooo ... maaaaake ... meeeee ... aaaaa ... cuuuuup ... offfff ... coffeeeee"

And that's when the fight started...

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What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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